Amy Winehouse is topless

Amy Winehouse was in St. Lucia over the weekend and, uh, yeah, definitely took off her top. One onlooker told the News of the World:

“Amy just whipped off her top and dived in to the sea without a care in the world. She was looking a better than she has for a while. A bit of sun is just what she needs.” (Source)

Here's the nicest comment I could find from the story page at News of the World:

God she is DISGUSTING. Why doesn't she hurry up and die ?

Why hasn't Amy died? Science my friends, it's all science. If I were to rank the greatest scientific accomplishments of the past 100 years, my list would go something like this:

1. Keeping Amy Winehouse alive
2. Putting a man on the moon
3. DVDs, specifically pornos, specifically pornos with multiple angles

NOTE: If you hate yourself, the NSFW images can be viewed HERE