Carla Ossa
Colombian model Carla Ossa
December 2008 Archives
Paris Hilton at a press conference for the "Bongo Virus New Year's Eve 2009 Party" in Sydney, Australia (12/31)
+ The paparazzi broke Jessica Alba's mirror [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Stephanie Seymour Bikini Pictures Back in Blue [Egotastic!]
+ Charles Barkley arrested for DUI [Just Jared]
+ Marisa Tomei topless videos from The Wrestler (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Kim K bikini flashback [Bastardly]
+ The year's biggest "Oh HELL No!" moments [Lossip]
+ Mariah Carey gets drunk, is definitely not pregnant [Webster's Is My Bitch]
+ Jeremy Piven is a slut [Cele|bitchy]
+ Hostess' boobs try to escape [UBERGUY]
Kelly Brook bikini pics! (St. Lucia - 12/31)
Damn. What a tight body . . . I wonder how many hours a day he works ou -- errrrrrr tits.
Lisa Rinna bikini pics! (Miami - 12/30)
TV Guide reported earlier this month that Lisa Rinna is getting her own reality show on TV Land. Wow, just what I've always wanted to see: the crazy and unpredictable former host of Soap Talk dropping off her dry-cleaning. Will she go for the heavy starch or not?!! Ohhh, I'm on edge! According to insiders, the show's tentatively being titled Whoever's Idea This Was Is Fired. Seriously, who the hell is running TV Land? I think if you went to their headquarters and forced your way into the president's office, you might literally see a monkey behind the desk.
Debbie Gibson
Debbie Gibson at a handprint ceremony at Planet Hollywood in Times Square, New York (12/29)
NSFW!
Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.
Ashlee Simpson bikini pics!
Ashlee Simpson in the Turks and Caicos Islands (May 2008)
Matt Dillon's mug shot
I mean speeding. Sorry about that. From the Associated Press:
Vermont State Police say actor Matt Dillon has been cited for speeding on an interstate highway. Dillon was charged with excessive speed after he was pulled over by a trooper on Interstate 91 in Newbury on Tuesday night. The 44-year-old actor was allegedly traveling at a speed of 106 miles per hour. The posted speed limit is 65 miles per hour. Dillon is set to appear in court on Jan. 21. (Source)Wait . . . speeding? That's it? He wasn't drunk or high on coke? He didn't even run over a drifter or hit a girl scout that you swear you thought was a deer oh man what a fucking mess? What's up Vermont, why you gotta be like that? Why do you think we never invite you anywhere?
Dane Cook robbed of millions of dollars
Dane Cook's brother/business manager was arrested yesterday after stealing millions of dollars from the comedian. From TMZ:
Darryl McCauley -- who was in charge of Cook's financial affairs since the 90s -- was arrested today by the Massachusetts State Police and charged with three counts of larceny and forgery. Authorities say in one case, Dane's bro forged a $3 million check and deposited it in his account. McCauley will be arraigned tomorrow in Woburn District Court. (Source)I think we can all relate to Dane here. We've all had something stolen from us. Take my virginity for example. I'll never get it back. In some ways, I blame my parents. I mean, who pushes an 11-year-old into the rough-and-tumble world of international modeling? I was chewed up, blown, and spit out. You want in on a dirty little industry secret? It's not even about the fashion anymore, it's just about the hot sex.
Beyonce bikini pics! (St. Bart's - 12/30)
Pretty much every celebrity is on vacation right now for New Year's. Pictured: Beyonce's ass in St. Bart's yesterday. Not pictured: Balance, athleticism, anything under a size XL.
