"What have I done to my penis!"

Tila Tequila hooked up with the Mac Guy? Sure, why not. From the New York Post:

Justin Long is in a downward spiral when it comes to women. After Drew Barrymore broke up with him, Long took up with Kirsten Dunst, maintaining an on-again, off-again relationship for months with the Marie Antoinette star. But on Halloween, the "Mac Guy" hooked up with trampy bisexual Tila Tequila in Las Vegas. Spies said the two were spotted at Los Angeles airport and nightclub Noir, where Long "asked her to straddle him while making out. Eww," our spy sniffed. A rep for Long didn't get back to us. (Source)

How are Justin Long's dating prospects in a "downward spiral"? Going from Kirsten Dunst to ANY other woman is a step up . . . even one that looks like her head was the inspiration for the aliens in the latest Indiana Jones movie. Besides, what fella in his right mind wouldn't want to date a chick whose into chicks? Samantha Ronson gets a boner just thinking about it.

[Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN]