Tara Reid and Julien Jarmoune leaving Falcon nightclub in Hollywood (9/11)

Is it possible for a body that's been gangraped by Captain Morgan and Jack Daniels to still produce life? I guess we'll find out. Tara Reid wants a baby. From the San Francisco Chronicle:

Actress Tara Reid is desperate to start a family, hinting that she is trying for kids with current boyfriend Julien Jarmoune. The pair began dating after setting up Reid's new clothing line together. And she doesn't want to wait to settle down and start a family, telling People magazine, "I'm ready to make a family. I want two children, a boy and a girl. And a traditional wedding, the big dress, the princess thing. What every little girl dreams of." (Source)

Tara wants to get pregnant? I don't think she should. After a pregnancy, a woman's stomach is often left with disfiguring stretchmarks that tend to . . . ohhhhh, wait a second. Now I see what she's doing. Having a kid will finally give her an excuse for the way her dilapidated stomach looks. Great idea. Tara's still got one problem though: most infants need a working nipple when they breast feed.

[BauerGriffinOnline]