"I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
Forbes today named little Suri Cruise the most powerful celebrity toddler. No, seriously, Forbes felt the roughly ten billion lists they have on their website weren't enough and they're now ranking toddlers. Via the San Francisco Chronicle:
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' daughter, Suri, has been named the World's Most Powerful toddler. A new poll by Forbes magazine has put the two-year-old ahead of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's brood of kids in the search for the most influential child under the age of five. The top 10 is as follows:1. Suri Cruise
2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt
4. Pax Jolie-Pitt
5. Sam Alexis Woods (daughter of golf ace Tiger Woods)
6. Cruz Beckham
7. Matilda Rose Ledger (daughter of actress Michelle Williams and the
late Heath Ledger)
8. David Banda
9. Sean Preston Federline
10. Sam Sheen (daughter of Charlie Sheen and ex-wife Denise Richards).
(Source)
The fact that Suri's the "World's Most Powerful Toddler" is impressive. But you know what's more impressive? Not crapping your pants. Newsflash people: Other than the smell that wafts from their diapers, there's nothing "powerful" about a toddler. Case in point. Last week I arm wrestled a 2 year old and beat him 6 out of 10 times. Pussy.
In time she will become another drug addicted, cock hounding, gold digging, media whore. Then Tom and Katy will ask each other "Where did we go wrong?" DUUUUH
this is absolutely the most stupid utterly fucking ridiculous thing ive ever heard of. forbes magazine should be proud of themselves theyve finally managed to become "relevent" and join the lofty ranks of those fine publications known as "rag mags". i hope their readership goes way down after this.great journalism guys.just proves that underneath it all most journalists are pieces of shit with no redeaming qualities. the only people these kids lives would influence are yenta fags yentas and anybody with paris hiltons I.Q. (OR LOWER... IF THATS POSSIBLE)THIS IS WHY OUR COUNTRY IS IMPLODING BECAUSE IDIOTS CARE MORE ABOUT AN IRRELEVENT 2 YEAR OLD THEN THEY DO ABOUT HOW CORRUPT THE PEOPLE RUNNING THIS GOVERNMENT ARE. REPS AND DEMS ALIKE.YOUR ALL FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Damienne ! 666
I'm just wondering about the shoes. Haven't they got enough money to buy a pair that fit? You can see the toe cleavage on her little foot, her toes can't be that long! Ah yes, financial crisis, even for TomKat.
Poor kid. She must have blisters!
Shiloh is so much cuter than Suri will ever be.
How can a two years old kid be powerfull are the people of forbes high on cheap nasty drugs none of those kids are powerfull thats one stupid ass list , make a list of USELESS MAGAZINES and put Forbes on the top