Shoshanna Lonstein bikini pics! (Miami - 11/15)
Remember Shoshanna Lonstein? She used to date Jerry Seinfeld. When she was 17. Nice. Not many people know this but California actually has a "double d cup exception" to their statutory rape law:
Section 42-65. Code 4d.3: "The age of consent for engaging in sexual acts is 18 years old. If a girl is under the age of 18 but has double d breasts . . . SCORE!"
UPDATE: Found some more pics. Hooray for boobs!
[BauerGriffinOnline, Flynet]
I've been in love with this chick for years!
this chick's hot
And what do you mean "What's the deal with huge breasts". They're hot, dude. I'm going to take away your 'man' title if you ask such a silly question again.
Trev:
Obviously you've never seen Jerry Seinfeld's stand-up
Nick
Editor
Celebslam.com
Man those look mighty tasty
Nice, but unless she goes 'back door' no thank you.
Your comparing apples to oranges..or...apples to cantaloupes.
Nice titz, but she's a butterface...everything is good BUT HER FACE!
She has a nice rack, but that face is hard to take. She was having a "bad face day."
WHY IS THIS CHICK FROWNING IN ALL THESE PICTURES? SHE'S YOUNG, RICH,
SHE HAS A HUGE RACK AND DID I MENTION SHES FUCKIN' RICH!SHE SHOULD HAVE A MILE WIDE SMILE ON HER FACE AT ALL TIMES.
Jimmy, it's 2008...you don't need to explain what butterface means.
What face?
Yeah. What face, dood?
To "David Duke,"
Hey, thanks for the info - and fuck you.
The fact that Seinfeld got to watch his dick disappear into those tits is yet another reason as to why nobody can stand him.
What an asshole.
Oh yeah, great tits babe.
Actually, the person who should be smiling is her old man! Dude has the keys to the candy store (and I hate him!!!)
:)
Of course her tits are huge, they have to be for Jerry to get that nose in there for motorboating.
Face, who has seen her face. From the neck down she's a 9.5 (only because I prefer a rounded bubble ass). That woman was created for sex. I hope she understands her role and spreads the wealthy and her legs whenever possible. OK, I looked at her face. She's still a 9.5.
I'd just like to point out that the number of times I've spanked it to these pictures since they were posted is pronounced "googleplex".