Russell Simmons in Miami Beach (11/15)
I knew being a millionaire came with a lot of perks, but I had no idea that you could pull random girl's tops down with no repercussions. I mean, how cool is that? Russell better be sending a big thank-you card to Steven Spielberg today. He could have chosen pretty much anyone for the role of E.T. but he chose Russell.
Shouldn't it be the girl that beds like that?
Yeah, not only is he the bendy one, but his chest is bigger too.