Danielle Lloyd at Mansion nightclub in Dublin, Ireland (11/8)

+ Karolina Kurkova takes her curvy legs to Cancun [Bastardly]

+ In case your forgot, Jessica Alba has a terrific ass [College Humor]

+ Jesse McDouchebag to be on Law & Order: SVU [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ Sarah Palin offered $2 million to do a porno [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Melanie Brown's Bikini Walks Like an Egyptian [Egotastic!]

+ Britney's son was hospitalized because of food allergies [Just Jared]

+ Mariah Carey has saggy boobs [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Salma Hayek looks like a goddess [Popoholic]

+ Joe Scarborough of MSNBC says "fuck" live on air [The Blemish]

+ I'm pretty sure you could high smoking this guy's DNA [Cele|bitchy]

+ It's Harry Potter's penis! [Dlisted]

+ Zac Efron's shower scenes too sexy for Disney [A Socialite's Life]

+ Did you know Britney Spears has eight tattoos? [CityRag]

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