Mischa Barton eating lunch at Joan's on Third in L.A. (11/2)

+ Shauna Sand doing what she does best in Hollywood -- looking like a whore [Bastardly]

+ Jessica Alba even looks hot in granny panties [College Humor]

+ Keanu Reeves cleared of beating up a paparazzo [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ Paris Hilton wearing her magic push-up bra again [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Jessica Simpson's Cleavage Claims Another Victim [Egotastic!]

+ Britney's costume was lame this year [Just Jared]

+ Katie Price takes her funbags shopping [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Megan Fox looking rather hot in the Czech version of Esquire [Popoholic]

+ Eliza Dushku wins the Halloween sexiness award [The Blemish]

+ Alanis Morrissette was statutory raped [Cele|bitchy]

+ Ryan Reynolds ran a marathon [Dlisted]

+ Snoop photographed trying to pull some ass [A Socialite's Life]

+ Britney's new album cover is WAYYYYYY photoshopped [CityRag]

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