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Paula Abdul thinks her house is haunted

After her number one fan/stalker Paula Goodspeed committed suicide in front of it last week, Paula Abdul is refusing to move back in to her Beverly Hills' home. Even though the American Idol judge hired "healers" to cleanse it (WTF?), she still thinks it haunted. A source told the New York Post:

"[Paula Goodspeed] was a deranged stalker who sent her death threats. Paula instructed guards to keep Goodspeed away from her at all costs. She refuses to stay at home because she fears that the spirit of Goodspeed is haunting her house. She feels like this is the absolute worst omen, a really bad curse . . . Paula is suffering. It is well known that she is emotionally fragile." (Source)

I've got news for you Paula. It isn't the ghost of one of your deceased fans that's making you hear ominous noises and see strange spirits. It's the bottle of Xanax you washed down with a fifth of Jim Beam for breakfast. If Paula really wants to "cleanse" something, I'd suggest she start with her medicine cabinet. My prediction: Paula will move out of her house . . . and into a Rite Aid.

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[WENN]

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Paula also thinks her career is booming.

The ghost will follow her wherever she goes. She needs to consult someone at Pan Pipes on Cahuenga south of Hollywood Blvd. in Hollywood.

She needs to seek help from Tom Cruise. Scientology is the only cure now!

Wait, how do we know it's not haunted? Paula, your house is haunted. And bat-shit crazy.

say what you will, I would LOVE to do dirty things to her.

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