That's an old money pose

According to Paris Hilton, Benji Madden and her didn't actually break up. It's just a test of the heart. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Paris Hilton has told Ryan Seacrest she and main man Benji Madden are still in love, but just ''taking a break.'' Yet, a Paris source tells me the hotel heiress believes she likely will marry Madden, but wants ''to know if she absolutely can't stand to be apart from him. ... That's her test to make sure this is the guy for her ... something she's never felt before with anyone.'' (Source)

Hmmm, bang hot drunk chicks seven days a week because you're 100 times more famous now than you were a year ago . . . or be forced to fake an orgasm every night with Paris Hilton because she's literally as gaping as an old barrel. Golly gee, what a tough decision. I could see it going either way. Does Benji like the fun and adventure of hot blowjobs or the shame and embarassment that comes with dating a narcissistic whore?

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