Oprah forced to poop like a normal person
During Barack Obama's post-election speech in Chicago on Tuesday night, Oprah Winfrey was *gasp* forced to use a porta-potty. It was the first time in her life she's ever used one. Via Starpulse:
Millions of Americans saw the talk show queen in tears during Obama's moving post-election speech in Chicago, Illinois' Grant Park - and Winfrey was so determined not to miss a word, she kept her legs crossed and dashed for a porta-potty as the new President left the stage.She says, "In all these years at every event, I've said, 'No, I'm not going to do the porta-potty' but I said I better use it." (Source)
This story has to be fake. Not that it's beneath Oprah to take a monster dump in a porta-potty mind you -- it's just that my analytical mind will not bend enough to accept this as fact. First, I didn't hear anything regarding hundreds of people dying in Chicago Tuesday night, which is a natural result of an Oprah public bilge dump. Second, unless someone finally figured out how to collapse space/time, how do you explain The Big O "dashing" anywhere and/or wedging herself into a portable toilet?
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i heard her say when she was a child growing up in her grandmother's house in mississippi, they didn't even have a bathroom in the house. either a out-house(if spelled right) or a hole in the ground. a porta-pottie is probably not to far out of hers means. probably been a long time tho since she's got used to using her golden toilet
Effing Okra! You know you used to use Port-O-Potties back in the day. Anyhoo, that's where daddy long-legs live.
these are the things you have to suffer through for a non-violent revolution
She would have just pushed Steadman down and let it rip,but there were witnesses.
Maybe she was really crying because she was holding it in.
Oprah the Hutt
Why do I hate Fat Oprah?
I cant stand oprah winfrey she is a failed actress who does a talk show talking crap then riki lake another failed actress followed who i also dont like and despite the fact the subjects of the programmes have nothing to do with britain ie anything relating to crime is american law not british therefore isnt relevant yet itv2 insist in showing ricki lake sally jesse raphael and montel williams also to cap it all they also show two jeremy kyle shows back to back and all he ever does is do dna tests and lie detector tests and shout at his guests get a job well if they are unemployed they should be looking for work not sitting in a tv studio and that goes for the audience as well no doubt the job centre would have a field day sanctioning benefits if they checked both the audience and guests against benefit claimns