Miley Cyrus is alive and well
A hacker broke into Miley Cyrus' MySpace account this weekend and posted a message saying the singer had been killed in a car accident:
"Miley died this morning after being hit by a drunk driver. She always told us if anything ever happened to her then tell her loyal fans first before the public. R.I.P Miley, we'll never forget you!"
What a sick, sick joke. I dropped two months salary on a pair of front row tickets to Miley's concert next month and a new bedazzler I'm using to make a custom shirt that says "Age Is Just A Number: Never Too Old To Heart Miley." You know how much of a loser I would have looked like if that thing had been canceled?
[WENN]
As an avid RSS subscriber to Miley's MySpace account, I had a mental breakdown when I read the news and started eBaying all the Miley memorabilia available. Anyone want any of Miley's old garbage? I just got a steal on a plate of scrap meat that she through out.
To the editor: Just where the hell do you find a bedazzler these days?
This is funny. Of course its great she isnt actually dead, but still funny. Surprised I didnt hear anything about this until I read the site.
Apparently Perez Hilton believes that it would be fun if she was dead. Quote "It was fun while it lasted!"
no thank`s Servo ! By the way do you have any of Miley`s dildos ?
Miley's dildos went for excess of $49,000...so I only picked up two of them.
you`re out of your mind Servo
That conclusion gives me the notion that you must be reading my blog.
This slut is going to have gonorea by age 16.
Horseface - and by the looks of the main picture, she's waiting for another part of the horse...
@ Servo
She "through" out?? Yeah, nice choice of word there.
Billy Ray likes that pose.
Ouch, WH, I totally had a brain fart while writing. I'm going to go feel like a bonehead elsewhere now. :/
*facepalm*
I love that facial expression. It just screams "I'm only 16 and even I know my career's over! Will fellate for employment, STAT!"
might I say Servo ! You have a real interesting blog. Never seen one like that before. You`re a very interesting character !
I would luv to lick out her asshole and cum on her face
poor Miley :(
Why thank you, Dan. I like you. Hell, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister. :D
Hey Servo, did one of the dildos you purchased look like Billy Ray?
She was probably thinking about Billy Ray.
rube812: Yeah it was worn out and covered in shit. Do you want that one?
Would love to Servo !!! Do you live in Pennsylvania ?
Minnesota. But I'm sure she'll fit in a box if you're willing to pay shipping.