Lindsay Lohan was strip-searched

Lindsay Lohan at the grand opening of "Atlantis The Palm" on Palm Jumeirah in Dubai (11/20)

Lindsay Lohan was probably strip-searched last week at the airport in Dubai. A shitload of celebrities were "invited" (read: paid) last week to attend the grand opening of the Atlantis resort on the artificial Palm Jumeirah Island in Dubai. Along with Lindsay, Natalie Imbruglia, Mischa Barton, Mary Kate Olsen, Wesley Snipes, Lily Allen, Charlize Theron, and Kylie Minogue all attended. The Daily Mail says that more than 100 guests were strip searched by Dubai Customs officials at the airport to make sure they weren't bringing drugs into the country. Lily Allen claims she was subjected to a sexy hour-long strip search:

"I was strip-searched, which was so nice as soon as you arrive. I knew I didn't have anything on me so I wasn't worried. I wasn't paranoid, just terrified. It was at the airport and took more than an hour. It was really scary as they didn't tell you what they were doing, they just said, 'Take off trousers' and I was like, 'Ahhh help'."

An insider added:

"It's been very embarrassing for the organisers. They got celebrities for the publicity, and in return the stars were promised they would be treated like royalty. Many of them feel very shaken and violated by the strip searches. It's ruined their trip." (Source)

Can you imagine strip-searching Lindsay Lohan? It'd probably go something like this:

Customs Official: "Ms. Lohan, do you have anything illegal on your person?"

Lohan: "Of course not."

Customs Official: "Do you mind if we conduct a body cavity search?"

Lohan: "I'd love one . . . as long as it's done by a handsome woman."

*10 minutes later*

Customs Official: "Okay Ms. Lohan, you're free to go."

Lohan: "Thank you. I told you I wasn't carrying."

Customs Official: "We apologize for the inconvenience. By the way, here's your bowling pin back."

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Please don't cum back wearing a burkah.

Strip search??? I think Lindsay is used to it...

I'm sure the security tape is going to be a hit at the airport new year's party

The only thing they're gonna find on Lindsay is a raw nose and sardine breath.

Lindsay - please don't talk or sing - just shut up and show your tits. Better yet, stay in Dubai and email us pictures of your tits.

Now they now how all the brown folk feel at American airports when they're treated like terrorists for no good reason. fuck you celebrities.

fucking funny

HEY, WOULD YOU CUSTOMS GUYS LET ME KNOW IF ANYONE FINDS MY FRISBEE ON
THE DONKEY RIDE DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THAT CANYON? OR MY GOLDEN RETRIEVER?
P.S. JIMMY F, I LIKE YOUR STYLE.

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