Lindsay Lohan kinda sorta admits she’s bi

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson leaving a jewelry store in Beverly Hills (11/6)

Lindsay Lohan still refuses to admit she's a lesbian. In this month's Harper's Bazaar, Lindsay takes a tiny first (swear to god I misspelled that "fist" the first time I wrote this) step and admits she's bi. From the New York Post:

A coy Lindsay Lohan insists that she isn't a lesbian and barely cops to being bisexual - but admits that she's dating a "wonderful" woman with whom she's madly in love, according to a new interview with the starlet. "I think it's pretty obvious who I'm seeing," Lohan told Harper's Bazaar magazine. Nonetheless, she pointedly refused to name her lady love, LA DJ Samantha Ronson. When asked if she considered herself a bisexual, Lohan answered, "Maybe. Yeah." But she was adamant that she wasn't a lesbian, giving an emphatic, "No," when asked. (Source)

Let's get something straight (pun intended). If you have a vagina and your girlfriend does too, then you're a lesbian. End of story. Going down on someone of the same sex is the trump card of sexuality. It beats everything else. I don't care if you like guys or not, you're gay. Lindsay should just be honest with herself. Other than a puppeteer and a proctologist, only a lesbian would have their fist so far up another person . . . or spend Saturday nights practicing their Kegel exercises on each other's tongue*.

*Dare: I dare you to go to sleep tonight with the above image in your head.

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Lindsay is now just famous for being famous. It's official. On top of that she's in the news for being the news.

Just another celebrity that only now gets attention for the perverse lifestyle that she leads. If it wasn't for what she's doing now everyone would probably ignore her.

Actually no. The fact that she's in a relationship with a girl means just that. that she's fallen in love with someone who happens to be a girl. it doesn't automatically make her a lesbian.

it's refreshing that Lindsay understands that she does not need to justify her relationship or define her sexuality for anyone. she should not need to define her sexual identity for the world and she certainly doesn't need to continuously prove the validity of her obviously loving relationship with Samantha. she's young and she made mistakes.... the strong pull themselves out of it and move forward. the difference is that she does it under constant criticism and is handling it the best way she knows how. i only expect her to grow from here. good on her.

How is having a lesbian relationship "refreshing"? It might be hot, but I think the other chick (the actual lesbian) is pretty dykey, so it's actually not hot.

As for "justifying" her relationship, LOL. She's the one who brought it up to the public. So don't whine when people question her sincerity on her Lesbian conversion.

I expect her to "grow" too. I expect her to "grow" a rubber dick for those long night sessions with her new dyke friend.

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