Linda Hogan and Charley Hill at the Palms Hotel in Las Vegas (5/31)

Apparently the $40k in alimony Linda Hogan is getting from estranged husband Hulk Hogan just isn't enough. She wants a Pinellas County, Fla., judge to the increase the amount of the temporary payments she's receiving (the couple's divorce isn't final yet). Why? So she can send her 19-year-old boyfriend to school of course. Obviously. From TMZ:

Recession or not, it's extremely hard to balance a budget on $40,000 a month. That's why Linda Hogan needs more. Oh did we mention -- she wants Hulk to foot the bill for her 19-year-old boyfriend's nautical tuition?

Charley Hill wants to go to sea school, and Linda wants Hulk to pay for what could be the next Captain & Tennille. Getting back to why $40,000 isn't enough, Linda blew $14 grand at a Bev Hills Doctor's office this week. Hulk says it's for cosmetic surgery. (Source)

You have to empathize with Linda. How is she possibly supposed to live on $40,000 a month? Her hair dye, spray on tan, and saline replacements alone cost more than that. The silver lining is that Charley doesn't need to pay to go to nautical school. If he wants to learn about sea life, he just needs to put his head between Linda's legs. There he'll find crabs, a clam, and the distinct smell of fish.

[WENN]