"Get off my lawn!"
Even though he'd been divorced six times before, Larry King didn't sign a prenup when he married Shawn Southwick in 1997. Last week the National Enquirer revealed that Shawn's been screwing another dude for the past six months. But don't worry, Larry's getting screwed too. Out of 50 million dollars. An insider told the tabloid:
"Shawn has had her share of problems with pills. And to her credit -- with Larry's help -- she went to rehab and cleaned up, but the cheating can't be dismissed. Larry has every right to dump her for what she did to him. But Larry refuses to do that - right now. Still, the thought surely can't have escaped him. If Larry decided to dump Shawn, he could be on the hook to her for $50 million -- despite what she did to him. That's a lot of money -- and it's only compounded by the grief she's put him through." (Print Edition - 11/24)
Am I the only one who sees the positive in all this? If Larry plays the sympathy card right, this would be the perfect time to finally get Shawn to do anal.
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Geez, Larry must be senile. No pre-nup? Of course Mrs. King was gonna get random goo-shots here and there. I bet that kid isn't his, either. Maybe Larry should go on Maury Povitch.
If she found his wrinkly balls and even jiggled them, that's like 25 million right there...
Shouldn't the headline read:
"Skanky addict takes it in the ass, then takes her sugar daddy for $50Mil"
I have a feeling she rolls over for anal from her boyfriend with no qualms at all.
This spider creature deserves the 50 m$ for her achievements in geriatric sexual service.
I don't thing Shawn-ee is any stranger to bending over and spreading the meat cheeks for any guy's pleasure pole...Just probably not Ol' Larry's...And I don't think it's just "another dude" it's more probably "other dudes"
He IS Mr. Burns.
lol @ KG
As for the moral of this story: Attention, old rich guys! Fine looking young ladies may produce heart and brain paralysis. Prenup! Fast!
Ha Ha Ha! He'll be on 'Larry King Live' even when he's Dead. They will just attach some strings!!! Wait..I think they do that already!!!