Alessandra Ambrosio at a photoshoot in Miami (11/12)

The best way to become the voice of your generation? By not proclaiming that you're the voice of your generation. In an interview with the Associated Press on Wednesday, Kanye West boasted:

"I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I will be the loudest voice. It's me settling into that position of just really accepting that it's one thing to say you want to do it and it's another thing to really end up being like Michael Jordan. There were people who had the potential to do it but they went on vacation, so when Justin went on vacation I made albums. And it just came out to be that." (Source)

If I remember correctly, people who are barely 5 feet tall and constantly boast about their accomplishments are afflicted with a certain condition. I think the medical term is: insecurity Napoleon Complex tiny penis. If Kanye is going to compare himself to a NBA basketball player, Michael Jordan might not be the best person. One that might be a little more fitting: Muggsy Bogues.

NOTE: Alessandra Ambrosio pics used for this story because she's roughly a kajillion times hotter than Kanye West

[Flynet]