Joaquin Phoenix is quitting Hollywood

Joaquin Phoenix is "slow"

Even though there's no way it's actually gonna happen and the only reason he said it is because he was probably high (according to today's New York Post), Joaquin Phoenix announced last week that he's quitting acting to focus on his music career. He really drove home the point Saturday at the Hollywood premiere of Che when he wrote "Bye! Good" on his knuckles. Bye! Good. Wow, I bet it looks really clever to those of us with dyslexia. In other news, because of an unexpected early retirement, Hollywood announced today that it's accepting applications for a new village idiot.

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"I don't get it. It looked like I did it the right way in the mirror..."

I love him, but he's heading the same fate of his brother.

He sucks...If his brother hadn't been a great actor and die so young, Leaf wouldn't be shit....He was horrible in Gladiator with the rest of that cast

This is nothing. He wrote "Fat, I am" on his toes.

Too bad the idiot no talent doesn't realize you read right to left not left to right

Michael, you have no idea what you're talking about. He is a better actor than his heroin-addicted brother ever dreamed of being. And who in the hell is "Leaf" anyway??

Elaine for being such a fan you don't seem to realize that his name is really Leaf.

Joaquin is his BIRTH name you goons! When he started acting more, he wanted a more "earthy" sounding name, like his Siblings! So HE changed it to Leaf! In the movie Parenthood, he's credited as Leaf! But his given name, the name in which he was born, is JOAQUIN!
So for those of you whom truly claim to be fans? Get your facts STRAIGHT!

People who thinks his quitting Hollywood stupid are the real morons. So he quits - - - none of Gdamn business.
He is a great actor and it is his business to do what he wants.

Yeah, I hope he chokes and rots in hell for fuc***g Reese, Eva, and Vanessa.

ah gente dá um tempo q o homem é lindo e eu adooooooooooooooooro

Joaquin Phoenix is a very good actor but if this is real he is an idiot and if a stunt even more.

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