Jessica Alba at the premier of Filth and Wisdom in New York (10/13)
Jessica Alba has signed on to play a hooker in the film-adapation of the novel The Killer Inside Me. The Hollywood Reporter says:
Casey Affleck and Jessica Alba are teaming with director Michael Winterbottom for "The Killer Inside Me," an adaptation of a novel from noir author Jim Thompson. The story follows a West Texas sheriff (Affleck) and his downward spiral from a boring small-town cop into a ruthless, sociopathic murderer. Alba plays a prostitute. (Source)
The decision to cast Jessica Alba in the role of a hooker for this movie is perfect for 3 reasons. 1. Like most hookers (I'm told *wink*), she never smiles, 2. She's slept with half of Hollywood, and 3. I'll finally be able to masturbate to a film in a movie theater without the words "High School" and "Musical" in it's title. Stock tip of the week: The Friday this movie is released, invest in Jergens.
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Damn she looks good.
shes slept with half of hollywood? how the hell would you know. thats really low of you. she doesnt appear to be that type you moron.
blah, here's a partial list:
Wilmer Valderrama 2003
ark Wahlberg 2003 - 2004
Scott Caan 2004
Derek Jeter 2004
Cash Warren 2004 - 2007
Dane Cook 2007
The rest of the list can be found inside your gaping vag.
She plays a role of a hooker? .. I don't think Jessica Alba is right for this role, because she don't look like a hooker type of girl you know what I mean.
Alba plays a prostitute? Gee...that's a stretch.
She looks like a football linebacker, what shoulders she has!