Tara Reid and Julien Jarmoune leaving Falcon nightclub in Hollywood (9/11)
Is it possible for a body that's been gangraped by Captain Morgan and Jack Daniels to still produce life? I guess we'll find out. Tara Reid wants a baby. From the San Francisco Chronicle:
Actress Tara Reid is desperate to start a family, hinting that she is trying for kids with current boyfriend Julien Jarmoune. The pair began dating after setting up Reid's new clothing line together. And she doesn't want to wait to settle down and start a family, telling People magazine, "I'm ready to make a family. I want two children, a boy and a girl. And a traditional wedding, the big dress, the princess thing. What every little girl dreams of." (Source)
Tara wants to get pregnant? I don't think she should. After a pregnancy, a woman's stomach is often left with disfiguring stretchmarks that tend to . . . ohhhhh, wait a second. Now I see what she's doing. Having a kid will finally give her an excuse for the way her dilapidated stomach looks. Great idea. Tara's still got one problem though: most infants need a working nipple when they breast feed.
[BauerGriffinOnline]
Eliza Dushku at the CNN Heroes: An All Star Tribute event in Hollywood (11/22)
I've told my dad a million times he has to be more subtle with his leering. There's an art to it. I swear to god, parents never learn.
"Abbbajibbajabbawockawockajibba!"
an, Amy Winehouse has the darnedest luck with medication. Remember back in July when Amy was rushed to the hospital after suffering a bad reaction to medication? -- and not because she overdosed on an "inhuman amount" of hash, you bunch of liars. It happened again on Sunday. I'LL GET YOU TYLENOL FOR HURTING MY AMY! From CNN:
Troubled singer Amy Winehouse has been admitted to a London hospital after suffering a bad reaction to medication, her representative said Tuesday. Winehouse, 25, went to the private London Clinic on Sunday, said her spokesman, Chris Goodman. He said Winehouse's medication made her ill and her doctors asked her to come in so they could investigate.Goodman did not disclose what type of medication was involved, saying only it is part of her "ongoing treatment." It was not clear Tuesday whether she had been discharged. (Source)
We're supposed to believe that she had a "bad reaction" to her "medication"? I'm not buying it. Amy was only on three types of medication: 1. Meth, 2. Heroin, and 3. Epzicom. And in case any of you were wondering, "ongoing treatment" is code for free-basing your breakfast, lunch, dinner, and fourthmeal (Amy's a Taco Bell fan).
NOTE: If Amy really wants to kick her addiction to drugs once and for all, there's only one option I'd recommend: overdose.
Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise leaving Magnolia Bakery in New York (11/24)
+ Jakki Degg has a calendar and it's sexy as hell [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Ashley Olsen snaps at the paparazzi [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Daisy Lowe Nude Pictures from Paradis Magazine [Egotastic!]
+ Marisa Miller feeling herself up [College Humor]
+ The 7 most annoying people at Thanksgiving dinner [Holy Taco]
+ A-Rod ditches his kids for Madonna [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Why does Nicole Kidman look evil? [Dlisted]
+ Maria Sharapova gets leggy for GQ [Popoholic]
+ Reggie Bush is gonna kick Joey Fatone's ass [A Socialite's Life]
+ I love it when hot chicks make out [Double Viking]
+ More pics of the ultra-sexy Ali Landry [F-Listed]
+ Pretty awesome view of a pretty hot Detroit Pistons dancer [Busted Coverage]
+ This Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for Charlize Theron [Attuworld]
Michelle Lombardo
American model and actress Michelle Lombardo
Reese Witherspoon outside the Good Morning America studios in New York (11/24)
+ Kim Kardashian's eBaying her Range Rover [Drunken Stepfather]
+ What director's idea was it to make Jessica Alba look like hell? [Lossip]
+ Blake Lively's Cleavage Defies Gravity [Egotastic!]
+ Brigitte Nielsen upskirt pics [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Imogen Bailey does Maxim, looks hot [NewsToob]
+ Odette Yustman can wash my car anyday [Holy Taco]
+ I wish I had neighbors like this [Double Viking]
+ The case of the missing belly button is solved [ICYDK]
+ Dita Von Teese does Playboy (Denmark) [F-Listed]
[Pacific Coast News]
Bank forecloses on Wycelf
A canal-front home rapper Wyclef Jean is building in Miami Beach is scheduled to be auctioned off in three weeks because he owes a shitload of money to the bank and isn't paying. From the Palm Beach Post blog:
Through a corporation he owns with friends, the former guitarist of The Fugees borrowed $2 million from Home Equity Mortgage Corp. in 2004. He wanted to rebuild a canal-front home next door to Kennedy clan stalwart Anthony Shriver, Maria’s little brother. But a series of construction liens filed since then shows the Pine Tree Drive project was burdened by a heap of financial trouble.The property stayed nearly abandoned for two years as it racked up $6,200 in fines from the city of Miami Beach. Then the $900,000 construction on a property appraised at $1.4 million stopped when Jean and his partners couldn’t come up with $177,913 to finish. In 2008, the project’s architects put a lien on the property, according to court files. They’ve been trying to get their $75,000 since 2004. In all, Jean’s corporation now owes the bank $2.4 million, according to the judgment. (Source)
In related news, I had a mustard and mayonnaise sandwich for lunch.
Wyclef's house under construction
[WENN]
Britney Spears in Frankfurt, Germany (11/25)
Britney Spears reveals in next month's Rolling Stone that her kids Jayden and Sean are already doing some good 'ol fashion cussing. She thinks K-Fed taught them. Because it's definitely not Britney's fault. No sirree. Excerpt via USA TODAY:
[Britney] is critical of her ex and says the children "are starting to learn words like 'stupid,' and Preston says the f-word now sometimes. He doesn't get it from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids." (Source)
If learning swear words is the worst habit her kids pick up from K-Fed, Britney should consider herself lucky. A year from now, when she's dropping off Jayden and Sean at Betty Ford for the second time, Britney will relish the "good ol' days" when the biggest thing she had to worry about were her kids telling their nanny/surrogate mom/only stable female presence in their life, "Hurry the fuck up with the formula Esmeralda or your ass is getting shipped back to Peru!"
NOTE: 12 more Britney Spears pics on PAGE 2 (CLICK HERE)
[Flynet]
Ali Landry
Ali Landry at the Tree Lighting Event at The Grove in L.A. (11/23)
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson at Lotus nightclub in Washington D.C. (11/17)
This security cam footage is from Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's trip to Washington D.C. last month. As you can see in the pics, Lindsay is now drinking again. Congratulations. From what I can piece together from the footage, it appears that Lindsay drank so much Vodka and Red Bull that she passed out. Luckily Samantha Ronson was on hand to provide her with a good five to ten minutes of mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. I smell a merit badge!
NOTE: Does anyone think this is an incredible invasion of privacy? Yeah? Well fuck you. Get out of here.
[INFDaily.com]
