Gwyneth Paltrow = FAIL

Gwyneth Paltrow at the grand opening of the Fontainebleau hotel in Miami Beach (11/14)

Now I'm no expert on fashion (though I do have many Sears Catalogs stuffed under my mattress *wink*), but to pull off a dress like that, don't you need breasts? And why are her arms so damn limp? It's almost like she's trying to be unsexy. Gwyneth, you're at the grand opening gala of a fancy hotel, not in a lineup.

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[Splash News, BauerGriffinOnline, WENN]

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She is starting to look like a pale faced, middled aged English wife more and more everyday. She needs some sun and some meat on those bones and deflated chest

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