Britney Spears leaving Sur restaurant in West Hollywood (11/17)

Britney Spears hates what her life has become. In a new documentary set to air in the UK on December 1, Britney gives an "astonishingly candid interview" where she admits that she hates her new boring life. Apparently her life last year full of forced stays at psych wards was way more exciting. Britney said:

"There's no excitement, there's no passion. I have really good days, and then I have bad days. Even when you go to jail, y'know, there's the time when you're gonna get out. But in this situation, it's never ending. It's just like Groundhog Day every day. I think it's too in control. If I wasn't under the restraints I'm under, I'd feel so liberated. When I tell them the way I feel, it's like they hear but they're really not listening. If you do something wrong in your work, you can move on, but I'm having to pay for a long time. I never wanted to become one of those prisoner people. I always wanted to feel free. I think I've learnt my lesson now and enough is enough." (Source)

Britney makes her dad's conservatorship sound like she's been handed a prison sentence. Newsflash Britney: You don't get expensive cars, huge houses, and five-star dining in prison. You get AIDS. Britney's situation poses an interesting enigma: Would you (and I mean YOU, not me) rather have your freedom but still live in your mom's basement, or lose your freedom but be wealthy enough where you lived in your own mansion and could finally afford to download your porn on a broadband line rather than your (not my) mom's dial up service that she refuses to upgrade because she's a cheap bitch that won't let me keep my comic books or any of my mint condition Pokémon cards I hate you bitch.

[Pacific Coast News]