Britney Spears in L.A. (10/6)

I wouldn't be surprised if Britney fired her assistant for scheduling this trip 'round "turkey and pie and rolls and mashed taters and stuffin' and sweet taters and pie day." From Us Weekly:

Britney Spears will be celebrating Turkey Day overseas. The singer -- who returned home to Kentwood, Louisiana, on Friday with sons Sean Preston and Jayden James -- will perform on the French show Star Academy on Nov. 28. "Looks like Britney will be spending her Thanksgiving holiday in Europe!" reads the announcement on BritneySpears.com. (Source)

It actually makes sense that Britney would spend Thanksgiving outside of the U.S. She doesn't have much to be thankful for lately. If I'd lost sole custody of my kids, saw my career get flushed down the toilet, and got the shakes every time I drove past a Baskin Robbins, I wouldn't celebrate Thanksgiving either. At least Britney can be thankful for one thing: that she's still alive . . . though I guess it'd be more appropriate to celebrate that on Father's Day.

[Pacific Coast News]