Them's Jamie's coon huntin' pants
He won't let Britney drop $20k on her Christmas card this year. But, Dadddddd!!!! From Star:
"She wanted to rent real reindeer and even buy fake snow," an insider reveals. But when Jamie, who as her conservator has control of her finances, heard the bill would be $20,000, he hit the roof. "He asked why she couldn't just put the kids in Christmas sweaters and use her digital camera." (Source)
C'mon Jamie, it's Christmas. Quit being such a cockblock. Give Britney a week where she can spend her money on whatever she wants. "In the news today, Britney Spears is the new owner of the world's largest gravy factory in Minnesota."
It's sad. This doesn't come close to the craziest thing she's ever done.
Then there should be money left over for a stylist.
Hi y'all, this is Jamie. I is the conser...conserva...aw hell...I is the one the courts sez is lookin' out fer Brit, at least when I'm sober. We'ze just a-lookin' fer a public bathroom for Brit-Brit to walk in barefoot. She'll probably smoke 'bout a packa ciggyretts while she's in there a-dumpin'. And my grandbabies, Sean Pee-reston and Jayden Jimmy will be playin' in the car while they'ze waitin'. It's Ok, Jamie Lynn leaves her spawn in the car in the Wal-Mart parking lot, and them poparat...popperatz....them fotograffers keeps an eye on the kid fer her. Gotta go now, Brit needs more smokes.