Remember when this was hot?

adonna wants to convert Britney to Kabbalah -- again. During Britney's pre-crazy days, the two singers became close friend and Britney started studying the mystical religion (she told Elle she read Kabballah books and meditated on them even though she "didn't understand everything.") After Britney's son Jayden was born in 2006, Britney ditched Kaballah, saying, "My baby is my religion." I guess Madonna wants to give the conversion another shot. A source told the Daily Mail:

"Madonna is determined she can get Britney back into Kabbalah. She has offered her a suite of rooms at her apartment in New York and has told Britney she is her surrogate mother. Britney used to wear the red Kabbalah bracelet and read the books Madonna gave her and she is thinking about giving it another chance." (Source)

A religion with cool string bracelets and special water? Normally it wouldn't even be fair converting Britney -- it'd be too easy. But not now. Oh no. Madonna has to deal with the gatekeeper himself: Britney's dad Jamie. Can you imagine Madonna trying to explain to him that the red string bracelet she's wearing is to ward off misfortune from the "evil eye." He might literally shoot her. "Ima gonna gun you down like a 'coon crazy string woman. Git off my property 'ya hear! Git!"