Possibly my favorite Britney outfit, ever
A new month, a new "Britney and paparazzo-ex-boyfriend Adnan are still totally doing it" rumor. And, hey, why not? She's fucking crazy, remember? An insider told the National Enquirer:
"Britney and Adnan are constantly on the phone or text-messaging each other. Britney gets excited when he calls or texts because he lavishes her with compliments."The source claims the couple's interactions are currently limited to their cell phones, as they hope to keep the singer's conservator-father, Jamie Spears, from finding out about their relationship. While dad may be in the dark, Britney Spears ex-husband, Kevin Federline, is said to be know the score.
"Kevin is clear about one thing," the insider explained. "If Britney goes to Adnan, she will never get back custody of the kids, and she can forget about ever taking them traveling with her." (Source)
The only reasonable explanation for Britney's obsession with Adnan: his dick shoots Cheetos. Either that or his fingers work like Pinocchio's nose every time he "lavishes her with compliments." If Adnan really wants to make some big money, he'll stop manipulating Britney for attention and start bottling whatever it is that he's been slipping into her drinks.
hey britney... your fake boobs are leaking! Oh, my bad... didn't realize you just had a hole in your mouth.
I promised i would not say anything bad about anyone, especially celebrities. But that Adnan-A-Hole isn't a celebrity so - one word: disgusting.