Billy Ray Cyrus wants Miley to dump her boyfriend
It's about damn time Billy Ray Cyrus pulled his head out of his ass and realized his 15-year-old daughter is dating a 20-year-old, ex-underwear model. Sources tell the Chicago Sun Times that Billy Ray has been pressuring Miley to end her relationship with Justin Gaston:
''Miley is totally smitten by the guy and thinks her father is a total jerk because he doesn't want her to date Justin. ... Billy Ray, and a lot of other people close to Miley, think the guy is a total leech ... using Miley just to get ahead.''All that talk really gets to Miley, who was heard saying her father better "get out of my business or else!'' (Source)
An Open Letter to Billy Ray Cyrus:
Dear Billy Ray,
You're too late. Being overprotective at this point is useless. Miley's already become a "real" woman now that she's learned to wash dishes speak only when spoken to fake an orgasm. You'll be happy to know that your soon-to-be son in law, although no longer an underwear model, has earned another (and some say more prestigious) title: Statutory Rapist. Good luck with the baby shower!
Sincerely,
Your friends at Celebslam
I agree with Celebslam. Billy Ray needs to put a leash on Miley and a boot up Justins ass!
"I agree with Celebslam. Billy Ray needs to put a leash on Miley"
Celebslam also said it was too f-ckin late you moron!
Horseface
I got your fuckin moron Bob
you have my moron sir??
I'll return it Bob. Sorry
Phunny stuff. Too bad I'm left feeling like a moron!
jay, if you ask nicely, Bob may sell you his. Enjoy
Are you sure the quote is not "...using Miley just to get some head."?
I just turned moron reading this.
"Sources tell the Chicago Sun Times that Billy Ray has been pressuring Miley"
Sorry WTF?
You dont "pressure" your 15 year old daughter into NOT dating a 20 year old, you TELL her NOT to date a 20 year old and THEN you TELL the bloke to keep away from your daughter or you'l will call the police because its your right as a parent!
What did he do, just ask her nicely?
Shes 15 for god sake, if she doesnt do as you say you shout at her, ground her and take away all that god damn money you spoil her with you complete idiot!
Stop spoiling the damn girl and actually behave like a parent before another guy sleeps with your underage daughter and more photos end up online.
If he was any normal bloke around my way, he would be hunting his this guy down with a base ball bat and breaking his legs for dating someone that age.
Seriously?
Does this guy meet up with mates and honestly brag about dating a 15 year old? I would just laugh in his face and disown him!
THE SCUMBAG needs to be in jail getting sex from those guys you know he will be the fun hole in jail, stupid Billy why the hell did he let that PEDO get near his daughter?
to the person who called miley horse face is jealous and need to get a life and look in the mirror. you haters are soooooo jealous that you are all creepy. miley hayers are ugly.
ACEMEISTER SHUT UP YOU'RE THE HORSEFACE ONE AND I HOPE YOU READ THIS. YOU NEED TO GO AND GRAWL UNDER A ROCK. THIS STORY IS SO NOT TRUE IT IS MADE UP
HATERS! WILL GET NOWHERE SO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MILEY, REMEMBER WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND
FUCK YOU ACEMEISTER!!!! I HOPE YOU READ THIS YOU'RE UGLY AND YOU HAVE A HORSE FACE BITCH
who else thinks 'kerry' and 'jessica' are the same person?
Jessica and Kerry are the same person? I think her name is probably Jessica Kerry. She was clever to split it and make two names! Yes, Yo, I agree with you.
iley is so ugly, though, even if she was 18 I don't think I would let her anywhere near my dick, especially after seeing her appearance on Ellen.
I don't have a dick actually, but IF I DID, see...