Ashton Kutcher on the sidelines at the Harvard-Westlake vs. Lynwood game (9/12)
Ashton Kutcher must have a lot of free time because he's been helping coach the Harvard-Westlake school's freshman football team this season. A celebrity as your coach? Cool, right? Actually, no. The kids hate him. An insider told Star:
"The kids want him gone. They think he doesn't know what he's talking about and can't stand his tough-guy attitude."Out of the huddle, the kids mock their famous coach and have even given him a special nickname: Ashton Doucher! (Source)
Coach Doucher. That's a good one. I need to hire one of these kids as an intern. Wait, 18-year-old girls with 35-24-34 measurements play freshman football, right? I have very strict rules on whose ass I stare at at the office.
This kid was good on That > 70's Show >but anything else I has seen with him in it > Is real bad. He is not funny in any interviews and That PUNKED Show he acts like a rich goofy loser. Just a douch. So we all know kids tell it as it is and some times when you get a nick name as a kid it sticks with you for ever. So Doucher it is !!! Forever. Demi the Dousher also...... (Sorry Bruce and kids ) > !!!!
I forgot he was married to Demi Moore....how the hell did he pull that off again?
Bruce just got old, she wanted something new. And yea, Doucher is a good one he's a goofball
What a gay bastard.
"COACH DOUCHER" HAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU GIRLS ROCK!!! That is freakin' hi-larious!!!!
Well, you know Demi makes him spread those sweet little buttcheeks for her strap-on dildo of life, so he has to take it out on the only girls he can get away with bossing around.
I hope they kick his butt.