Ashlee Simpson leaving Hamasaku restaurant in West Hollywood (10/17)
Ashlee Simpson had her baby last night at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed in at 7 pounds, 11 ounces. Yup, they named their kid after the kid from the Jungle Book. Gee, I don't see that kid developing any emotional problems at all. Thanks Mom and Dad! From their rep:
"Proud new parents Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz welcomed new son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, late this evening. Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!" (Source)
You know what this means? Jessica Simpson is now an aunt. God I hope Ashlee and Pete don't leave her alone with the baby. "Momma always used to wash me in the sink so I figgered the dishwasher'd be twice as fast. Get off my back! I didn't mean to kill yer baby!"
[WENN]
Congrats, I guess. Did she ever even admit she was pregnant?
Bronx Mowgli Wentz? I guess Bronx for where she got knocked up and Mowgli since she was watching Gremlins while Pete and her did it doggie style
Dumbest name ever.
Why not just call the poor kid "my parents are morons, kick my ass wentz"
Mowgli? from the jungle book? WOW
How about Queens Wentz?
Bronx Mowgli? What a dumbass she is. He's either going to be teased about being a "bronx cheer" for the rest of his life, or he's just going to get his ass kicked on the playground just for fun. Bronx Mowgli? She is just a talentless, lip-synching ASSHOLE! And Lil' Petey Wentz isn't much better.