Amy Winehouse and her husband break up

So I guess Amy Winehouse and her husband Blake Fielder-Civil broke up. News of the World says he's shacking up with German model Sophie Schandorff. It's cool with Amy because the only thing she had in common with Blake was a hot body. Amy told the tabloid:

"It's over. There's no way back for us now. It was never going to last. We were only together for sex. I fancied him like mad, like no one else I've ever known. But it's not enough, is it?"

Amy's friend added:

"Amy told me they were mad for each other, experimenting all the time. Mostly it was Blake suggesting new things but Amy doesn't need encouragement. They were like animals, at it all the time. Just like they were with drugs, they pushed themselves to the limit. They were into threesomes. It was Blake's idea but Amy said she'd been with women before so it wasn't a problem. She said she's had a string of female lovers. Whenever Blake said he wanted three-in-a-bed Amy would fix it. They didn't care about sharing themselves with others because it turned them on. They thought they were on this sexual journey together. And the pair of them were into some real kinky stuff, not just the usual bondage and sex games but really gross stuff you couldn't mention in a newspaper." (Source)

This week's SAT practice question is: How much money would it take for you to join in a threesome with Blake Fielder-Civil and Amy Winehouse?

A). $100,000

B). $1,000,000

C). $10,000,000

D). Are you fucking kidding me? I'd rather light my dick on fire and put it out in a bucket of acid than get near those two walking yeast infections.

If you chose any other answer besides "D", remember that you can't take your money with you when you die of AIDS Syphilis shame.

[BauerGriffinOnline]