A-Rod bought Madonna a Rolls Royce

A-Rod is already whipped

Does A-Rod owns a mirror? He knows he's a 33-year-old, good-looking, multi-millionaire, that could bang a different supermodel every night for the next century, right? So why is he so whipped on a 50-year-old mother of two that he's dropping $400k on gifts? Good god what a pussy. From Ted Casablanca at E!:

. . . word from Madonna-ites who witness almost every one of Queen M's face tinkerings (trust, that be a lotta tinkering) is that A-Rod gifted Madge with, yes, a Rolls-Royce. No word, as yet, from Camp Madonna, on whether or not it's officially true, but certainly would explain the dramatic staging of a Rolls in the girl's Sticky & Sweet tour. (Source)

If A-Rod wanted to buy Madonna a more practical gift worth several hundred thousand dollars, a better choice might have been a visit to famed plastic surgeon Dr. 90210 . . . or a refill on her HGH prescription. Besides, the only reason Madonna would even use a car these days would be for her squats routine.

FUN FACT: Did you know that "Rolls Royce" means "Tiny Penis" in Yiddish?

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Maybe she "gets him". Whatever that means.

lol.ridiculous.leave madge alone.we know that she gives u a lot of money.she is the news.she is very powerfull.rolls??u guys are getting stupid everyday.madonna doesnt need a rolls,and madonna is not dating A-ROD .he is a ugly man.looks like a monkie.madonna is 50 but she is a sexy mama.look at her look at her moves.she is awesome.she got the face and the body and the personality,she got all her fans supporting her.guy has the fault of the end of marriege.madonna gives him everything,she even chance the country for him cause he hates american people.that kind of bad press is so anoyng,no one cares about u guys.madonna is the biggest star that we have.she is a pro.no one works harder than her like justin t said.so she deserves respect.

i agree with u.im not a madonna fan but she deserves all the respect in the world.she is a pure artist and really works hard.her shows are amazing.she does everything on her own,and she looks stunning.more than when she was 20 with strange hairstyles.she is a bomb.if i saw her i would like to date her.50 just means a lot of experience if u know what i mean.lol

marry me madge ur a hott woman.damn that woman blows me away.i was close to her ,and she is so nice so pretty.cant take my eyes from her legs.god bless her legs.damn,im a young black man.i love hip hop but im crazy about madonna.madonna the personna

we are with u my diva,my queen.i want to have u in my arms and protect u

Madonna is a talentless sinewy skank. Retire, grandma !

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