Salma Hayek = FAIL

Salma Hayek at the "Rock the Kasbah" gala in Hollywood (10/23)

Outside of bumping into you at a ski resort, if I ever catch you wearing an outfit that covers 97% of your body again, I will punch you in the face. Christ, at least give me a little ankle. Trust me, I can beat off to that.

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Ankle??? Pffttt, amateur!! Give me silhouette and I'm good!

You both sound like you ain't getting any.... way sad...

Silhouette? That's almost unbearable to me: I think that piece of toe will guarantee beating off for the next two weeks

what good is it to post a Salma pic without a view of her happy canyon?

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