Roseanne Barr has a sex tape
The unsexiest story of 2008. From Roseanne Barr's blog:
My Sex Tape...The fired intern from Myspace (not Joey) has also stolen my private sex tape. I am offering $25,000 for it's return (unless someone would like to distribute it - then I am willing to deal). (Source)
On the bright side, I think I may have finally found a solution to the teen pregnancy epidemic. Just replace all the textbooks in Health class with a printout of this story. Because there is no way a guy could get an erection after reading that. I basically just committed assault against my penis by writing about this.
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Oh god no. I'm not sure whether i'm more disgusted by the mental image or the fact that i may actually take a peek at it if it ever hits the net.
Has the Great Dane featured in the videotape been asked to comment?
Excuse me, I have to follow some lemmings...
NOOOOO!!! I can't get the image out of my head!!!!! I feel so sick now!!!!!
I would pay her $25,000 NOT to show it to me.
*vomits* at the mere thought
Man, I'd eat her butt
That is one pathetic creature!
This is the sexiest story of the year.If I could add this to my collection,which contains such gems as Rosie O,Donnell cameltoe shots,and Nikki Blonsky downblouse pics,I would be the happiest man on the planet.