That hand has a lot of miles

I don't know how I missed this but back in the August issue of Rolling Stone, Robert Downey Jr. admitted he used to beat off, like, all the time:

"I was a compulsive, serial masturbator, but the funny thing is, looking back on it, it was the best thing I could have been. I utilized that organ and rode it for everything it was worth. I couldn't leave that little root alone, and I still very much enjoy its presence, but it's no longer a motivating factor for me." (Source)

Dad? This can't be . . . Mom told me you died in the war.

[PICS: WENN; STORY: via Socialite Life]