
Paris Hilton arriving to Whisky Mist nightclub in London (10/15)
It's stories like these that bring a smile to my face, a sparkle to my eye, and warmth to my cold, dead heart. From the Daily Mail:
London club Whisky Mist had a royal flush of VIPs last night, including princes William and Harry, princesses Beatrice and Eugenie - and US pop-culture royalty Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera . . . Paris was delighted when she turned up around 2am to discover the two young princes were also in the VIP area. Harry was sitting with two male friends at a table, and Paris headed over in a bid to get his attention. But Harry was having none of it. He tried to ignore her, concentrating on his pals instead, but the hotel heiress is nothing if not persistent.An onlooker said: "It was quite funny to watch. Harry clearly didn't want to speak to her but she did a sexy dance in front of him and he finally stood up to shake her hand. He then just wandered off, and Paris looked a bit annoyed." (Source)
Frankly, I'm a bit surprised Harry wanted nothing to do with Paris. Since his sole military experience consists of fighting in Iraq, you'd think he'd be unfamiliar with a weapon of mass destruction when he saw one. And in case anyone's wondering where Harry "wandered off" to after shaking Paris' hand, it was probably to find the nearest bottle of hand sanitizer . . . and a saw.













That's awesome
She looks more like a man as they days pass
Is that bitch made of wax?! I thought that first picture was a wax statue.
don't worry about harry, he's just used to girls who act like little fairies.
but i like the way that you won't be ignored. uh hum, come here you little whore. i'm ignoring you. now, wiggle that little thang for me.
This thing is sooo disgusting and a total disgrace!
Giiiz!!
What size's her foot?:|
can I call her big foot? can I , can I?:(
way too skinny