"Whore."
Paris Hilton wants kids. Soon. Oh dear God. At her sister Nicky's birthday at Pure nightclub over the weekend in Las Vegas, she told People magazine:
"I definitely want three or four [children] . . . Soon. Maybe a year or two."In the meantime, she's just enjoying domestic life with beau Benji Madden. "We just had our 7 month anniversary," she gushed. "We are just so happy." (Source)
You know those pinpoint smart bombs we use to rain hellfire and damnation on terrorists in Iraq? You know what I'm talking about? We can blow up a living room by sending a missile through the front door. Anyways, do those things work on uteruses?
[WENN, Pacific Coast News]
Definitely looks like it says "Pube" above Benji's head in the main pic.
This guy needs to get his head out of the fog or whereever it's lodged and get run like hell.
Why would you want to drop a smart bomb into Paris Hilton's man-catcher? That's like trying to remove a backed up toilet with a stick of tnt. A toilet full to the rim with feces and 5 day old urine. A toilet which reaks so bad that you can see the stink rise. A festering caldron of deseases so ripe, it would make a dung beetle cringe.
How can Paris want kids? Her fat swollen feet won't fit into all those sexy shoes when she's preggers? Looks like she is going for sainthood now too: http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/paris-hilton--humanitarian