Miley Cyrus wants to move out
Honestly Billy Ray, I think the best way to handle this whole "daughter has a 20-year-old underwear model boyfriend and wants her own place" situation is to just kill yourself. From PopCrunch:
While most kids would love to be presented with their very own car for their Sweet 16, Miley Cyrus is hoping to move out of her parents' home and into her first apartment at L.A's The Palazzo at Park La Brea when she celebrates her big day this November 23.The star of Disney's Hannah Montana is negotiating with mom Tish and dad Billy Ray in hopes of moving to the posh apartment complex, which features amenities like a spa and a fitness center.
"She wants a place to call her own, where she can have her friends over to watch movies and eat popcorn and have her boyfriendd, Justin Gaston, over," a Cyrus snitch blabs in this week's edition of Star Magazine. "Miley is a great negotiatior. Maybe she'll get her way," the insider adds. (Source)
Awww, isn't this just the cutest little story ever? Miley is so sweet and innocent, all she and her friends want to do is have slumber parties every night and make s'mores and braid each other's hair. Miley and her friends just want to have fun, because girls just want to have fun -- if I may quote the great Cyndi Lauper. Well, I for one am not buying this bill of goods. I'm not that old, I know sex talk when I see it, dag nabbit. I think "watch movies and eat popcorn" is code for "hard-core bondage." Don't know what that is? Ask your mom.
"But daddy, my friends aren't comfortable doing coke around you anymore."
No, no coke. This tramp just wants to suck a lot of cock, and it can be difficult for an underage girl to do that while living with her father.
The Gaston throwing her the love muscle joke just felt overplayed to me.
Oh God, I missed that last comment. "Miley is a great negotiator" is code for "Miley doesn't have a gag reflex, and Billy Ray plays hardball."
She turns 18 when? my thoughts while lookin' at these pics would have me locked up in like 47 states
I think her 18th birthday is sometime in 2015...
too funny!!!!
never heard love muscle before. haha
I guess daddy got her on birthcontrol pills so at this young age she can have all the sex she wants so why not get your own place. Poor boy sure can't afford to pay for nothing.
Why not.... I moved out just before my 17th.... who cares really, so many girls are sexually active by 15, its not like shes the first...
Horseface
ARE YOU NUTS WHATS WRONH WITH YOU DATING UNDERWWEAR MODEL NEXT YOU KNOW YOUR GOING TO DATE CAMERON WILLAMSON THE HARRY GORILLA
you people are real freakin stupid and have no life of your own i know the economy is bad but get a life and leave miley alone!