SOMEONE SHOOT IT!!!
ichael Jackson is supposedly in talks to launch a comeback tour. He flew to L.A. last week to talk with "top music execs" about launching a 30 date world tour that's sure to expand to 50 as Jacko realizes that installing a love pit in the "toy room" -- with integrated trap door -- is gonna be a little more expensive than he originally thought. From The Sun:
Jacko is currently based in Las Vegas, where he is recording material for a new album at The Palms casino resort.One follower revealed: "Michael said he wasn't doing a Vegas residency but was going on a world tour, taking in 30 cities next year. He said he wanted to do it for his kids. He wants them to see what he does, and he wants to take them on the road. He said he was on his way to Los Angeles to finalize the details." (Source)
This is a great time to be alive on planet Earth. The Kung Fu Network has been showing the old Run Run Shaw movies, The Giants stole a win from the Steelers last night, and the King of Pop is back in the studio creating another bomb for me to mock. I would raise my cup of Jesus Juice to salute you, Mike, but I don't like you. You're famous for being a kid-toucher, your music is predictable, your writing is sophomoric, and what you call "dancing" most doctors call a seizure. Mothers hide your kids, and kids hide your bungholes because the King is single and he's ready to mingle.
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Wow, that's great news!!! I would love to see MJ perform again.
I see you're not very objective with your stupid comments but whatever you say ... one thing you can't mock is his dance. Mike is very talented, like it or not, and still today mane dance moves and music videos are a cheap copy of the real thing... Michael Jackson!!!
He really needs a new stylist- Michael is stuck in the 80's, his fashion and music are retro. A mans tuxedo jacket is so 1987.And dont even get me started on the hair and permanent lip liner. He needs to just go natural and be himself. After the Bashir interview I find it difficult to support him. It was very disturbing when he talked about "sharing your bed with a child" He sounded like a NAMBLA member.
Fair enough that is a whole load of rubbish. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE MICHAEL JACKSON TOUR OR HEAR ANY NEW MUSIC FROM HIM. but serious that thing...his music is predictable...what the hell are they on?? predictable...was thiller predictable HIGHEST SELLING ALBUM OF ALL TIME...hello? and his dancing...a seizure...most artists who dance these days use his moves ! manymanymany people have been INSPIRED by his music and dancing. hes the KING OF POP for goodness sakes !And he is NOT famouse for being a 'kid toucher' cause he was found NOT GUILTY and dont forget he was KING OF POP before that loads rubbish came about !
ohh an 'Jeezlouise'he dont need a new stylist...you said he needs to "be himself"...well..he is...see...he has his own style..he doesnt copy people these days...Thats why he's so special...he isnt afraid to be himself...and why should he be...he has the best dance song in the world and highest selling album of all time and has done more for charity than most people in the world. if more people were like Michael Jackson (NOT WACKO JACKO) then the world would be a far BETTER PLACE !
Wow....that took a while....but i needed to say it...