
Lindsay Lohan at the "Key to the Cure" charity event in New York (10/14)
Lindsay Lohan's career has officially hit rock bottom. Once her shortened guest stint on Ugly Betty is over, the actress has nothing lined up -- no film, no television, no community theatre. A source close to Lohan told MSNBC:
"It’s over for Lindsay. She’s got no film work, after this ('Ugly Betty' news) she's not going to land TV jobs; I hear she's tried to get on 'Dancing With the Stars' and can’t. It’s not a matter of will she show up or not anymore, it's that she can't carry a movie, she's just not a draw anymore. When you aren't a draw, you aren't going to get auditions. It's that simple."Another industry source added, "Every project she's had has fallen through. She's not even filling up her time with independent films, which is usually the strategy when work gets slow. She's a good actress, she's just stuck right now." (Source)
Lindsay tried to get on Dancing with the Stars and couldn't? Ouch. That must have been a tough decision by producers. On the one hand, Lindsay's appearance would have generated huge ratings, on the other, they don't need their top six dancers sidelined by gonorrhea. Have you every tried to dance the jitterbug with a burning sensation? Damn near impossible.
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The only other least-surprising headline would be, AMY WINEHOUSE IS DEAD.
I wish she would just hurry up and put out a porn. I mean, we've all seen her gash before, but maybe if she did an all anal porn it would get her back in biz.
she better start brushing up on her sucking skills. Set up shop on any corner in LA, she probably would find a way to screw that up too......
I think now would be a good time for her to make a sex tape. Hopefully NOT featuring SamR.
She is always sexy. She should go for playboy