Jessica Simpson a box office hit? Da!
Jessica Simpson's new movie Major Movie Star is a huge hit! It debuted at the top of the box office earlier this month. Don't remember hearing about it? That's because you don't live in Russia. From Fox News:
The Private Benjamin–like film has never opened here in the United States. But on October 9th, Major Movie Star debuted to top box office in . . . Russia. Next up for a movie described by one of its participants as "maybe one of the worst films ever made": a November premiere in Bulgaria. So far there’s no U.S. release date set. Nor is there one for any other country in which English is the primary language. (Source)
You know what's even scarier than Jessica Simpson's film debuting number one? The fact that the country it debuted number one in has nuclear weapons. I don't trust you Russia. Seriously, I'm fucking terrified right now. Someone hold me. Ladies?
She looks like Heidi Klum in that first pic...