Jessica Alba is giving me a boner

Jessica Alba for "Declare Yourself"

Even I have to admit the new ad campaign for "Declare Yourself" is pretty f'ing brilliant. What better way to get young people to vote than by giving them raging-hard ons? Jessica was bound and gagged last month and now she's muzzled. Really all that's missing from the campaign is an ad featuring her wearing one of those Mexican wrestling masks and covered in pancake syrup and Pop Rocks. What? Oh c'mon, like you haven't fantasized about that.

Jessica Alba is muzzled

[Declare Yourself]

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Oh brother. If you could see me right now, my eyes are rolling.

WTF???

Silence of the Alba.

That's a good look for her. Guess she's trying to be all sophisticated and important and stuff. Sorry, she didn't pull it off.

PATHETIC!!!

this is so retarded looking-her muzzled with tears dripping??? She looks more like an abused sex-slave than somebody who didn't vote. A little extreme......

if you wanted to make a laughing stock of yourself you succeeded-if you wanted to convince people to vote-failure

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