Jeremy Piven wants to bang Hayden Panettiere

Jeremy Piven = FAIL. From Star magazine (via Cele|bitchy):

Jeremy chatted up Heroes hottie Hayden Panettiere [at an Emmys afterparty] - who, at 19, is 24 years younger than Jeremy. "He was trying to be charming and kept saying he 'wanted to show her around town,'" says a partygoer. "But Hayden soon excused herself and escaped."

If Jeremy Piven really wants to pick up on teenagers, he should do what any self-respecting guy would do: become an SAT tutor. Jeremy might want to accept the fact that from Hayden's perspective, he's an old man. He should also probably realize that for twenty dollars, strippers don't make that distinction . . . or have souls. I know I don't say this nearly enough but, I love you strippers.

[BauerGriffinOnline, WENN]