Britney's dad is running shit

A judge yesterday approved Jamie Spears request to make his temporary conservatorship over his daughter Britney's affairs permanent. What this basically means is that Britney won't be able to take a shit without asking her dad if it's OK. From Star magazine:

The judge felt that rather than lawyers continually coming back to court every few months to extend the temporary conservatorship order, it made more sense to make the order permanent with the option of it being lifted in the future if Britney's circumstances change. Britney's medical team will continue to evaluate her condition on an ongoing basis. Jamie will oversee Britney's career and business affairs. Judge Goetz said, "The conservatorship is necessary and appropriate for the complexities of financial and business entities and her being susceptible to outside influences." (Source)

A fry cook is managing a multi-millionaire's life. That just goes to show how bat-shit crazy Britney is. At this point you can have a magic eight-ball running Britney's life, and still make better thought out decisions. "Oh, magic eight-ball, should I pour gravy over my Doritos?" My sources say no. "Fuck!"

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