Watch for falling prices Jamie Lynn!
Despite the denials, an anonymous member of the Spears family confirmed to the National Enquirer that Jamie Lynn Spears (above shopping at Wal-Mart on Saturday) is pregnant for a second time. The denials are allegedly being used by the Spears family to buy them some time until they decide what to do (hint: A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N). The anonymous family member told the mag:
"Jamie Lynn's mom is furious about the pregnancy. And she's livid the news leaked out, especially during her book tour. Lynne doesn't want to talk about it publicly until they sort this out. Jamie Lynn is being pressured by people very close to her to abort. But no decision has been made yet. Casey is furious. Jamie Lynn hadn't told him about the pregnancy. He learned about it in the media and then confronted her and she told him it was true. Lynne and Jamie Lynn have been arguing nonstop by phone." (Source)
Well, now it's official -- the Spears girls hate them some condoms. No Jamie Lynn, that box of Trojans I mailed you was not for making water balloons to throw at your neighbors. I know you're angry at them for raiding your still, but at least they left you enough moonshine to get through the winter. Since Casey and Jamie Lynn have been broken up for a month now, I'm assuming this is an immaculate conception. Two presents for momma's day, ya'll!
NOTE TO SELF: Sell Trojan stock options and invest in wire coat hangers.
Man, that is a ******* stupid girl.....How can one be so damn stupid?
She hasn't denied it either.
i would be worried that the baby was mine, xcept i only s+u<k it up her 8u++
open letter to Jamie Lynn;
If you wanted to get knocked up by some random idiot,I would have been able to help you with that.I already have at least two kids that I know of and none of them are retarded or anything.Please call me,right away!
P.S. I hate condoms,just like you,so we should be good.
please stop the baby making.
But the million dollar question is: who's the baby maker real "insider"?
One thing's for sure - the Spears girls are horny as hell.
Did you ever think Jamie, like Britney, might view having children as a way to escape the clutches of her witch of a mother...that maybe Jamie, like Britney, might see the children as the chance to give and receive unconditional love...something I suspect was and is non-existant among her parents. These two girls were puppets for profits, bailing out daddy's get rich quick fiascos and funding mommy's white trash spending sprees. I will go to my grave believing Britney was a molestation victim based on her behavior issues, and I applaud her for working so hard to reestablish her base. Brit and Jamie's dad did step up for her but he still is a bum. However, he is harmless compared to Cruella de Lynne.
u can take the girl out of the trailer...
...but apparently you can't take Casey's dick out of the girl.
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ROTFL
hey jamie
i disagree with all the negative things. even though u made a mistake i still belive u deserve a third chance. the show zoey 101 is my favortie show and it will hurt me alot to see that hsow ended. anyway goodluck in all wat u do