"Wait . . . you're from L.A. and you speak with a British accent? HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
Can you beat my caption?
This week's caption contest being sponsored by the PBS food and travel series Spain . . . on the road Again. The show features Chef Mario Batali, actress Gwyneth Paltrow, New York Times food writer Mark Bittman, and Spanish actress Claudia Bassols. Each episode covers a different region of Spain as the foursome explore the country's culinary traditions and history. Check out the show's website HERE.
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive an autographed copy of Batali's new book Spain: A Culinary Road Trip
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Russell:
Simon Says: Laugh if you don’t hate America
Check back this Friday for new contest.
New Bond girl Olga Kurylenko at the premiere of Quantum of Solace in London (10/29)
+ Beyonce may have hired a drag queen to dance alongside her in her new video [Just Jared]
+ British socialite Aisleyne Horgan Wallace slips a nip (semi-NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Vikki Blows Topless Calendar Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Rihanna is really into the S&M [F-Listed]
+ Bond Girl Carole Bouquet is topless (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Blake Lively dressed like a sexy schoolgirl [Popoholic]
+ Colin Farrell banged this Playmate [Holy Taco]
+ Surprise, surprise, Suge Knight due back in court [Bossip]
+ Nicollette Sheridan has a nice trip in London [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Hayden Panettiere at Rumor boutique in Sherman Oaks (10/29)
Hayden Panettiere was seen yesterday sporting a new tattoo on her back. It's partially obscured but you can make out the first word "vivere," which means "to live" in Italian. Oh oh, I know, let's guess the second word. My guess is "clabibajiba," which means "like a midget with pecs instead of breasts" in Swahili.
Carrie Underwood thinks Jessica Simpson is "top heavy"
Remember last month when Carrie Underwood allegedly called the "fatter-looking" Jessica Simpson "desperate" for attention? Well it turns Tony Romo's former and current girlfriends still hate each other. Though Carrie said she was "all for" Jessica's new country music career because it would bring more recognition to the genre, she's still talking shit about her in private. A friend of the former American Idol winner told Life & Style Weekly:
"Carrie agrees that Jess is attractive but says she wouldn't want to be as 'buxom and top-heavy.'" (Source)
Wait a minute, did Carrie Underwood just criticize Jessica Simpson for having big tits? You know what, I tolerate a lot of things on this site -- heightism, sexism, bigotry, racism, caste discrimination, ableism, homophobia, linguicism, nepotism, xenophobia, weightism, ageism, sexual harassment, biphobia, reverse discrimination, speciesism, heterophobia, and religious intolerance -- but criticizing big tits is something I simply will not stand for that. I bid you good day Carrie *storms out of room*
[WENN]
Elle Macpherson
Elle Macpherson at the premiere of Quantum of Solace at the Odeon Cinema in London (10/29)
Nicky Hilton bikini pics!
Nicky Hilton in Miami (July '06)
The Jolie-Pitts have a lot of help
How many cars do you need for a family of eight? Twenty apparently. During Brad Pitt's stay in Berlin for the filming of Inglorious Bastards, Volkswagen is providing him and Angelina with twenty cars to use. They need that many, too, to shuttle around their team of six nannies and countless bodyguards. From Life & Style Weekly:
The Pitt-Jolie Berlin digs also have a dinner table that seats sixteen — that's just a couple extra seats when you factor in their own family of eight and the six nannies the couple sometimes requires. During their recent trip to New Orleans, the magazine reports that they tried to make do with four nannies, but needed to fly in an additional two to combat the chaos. (Source)
Normally I'd say that's just weird, but this is the Pitt-Jolies we're talking about here. Six nannies for six kids? Sounds like someone doesn't want to be bothered with the actual raising of the kids. Maybe Angelina is having buyer's remorse, or maybe she came to realize that adopting a VC was not one of her better ideas, so the nannies are there to keep her safe from a Charlie counter-attack. Incoming!
Mikey Rourke leaving Wellington nightclub in London (10/29)
ickey Rourke was prancing around London last night with his zipper down and now everyone knows he wears pink undies. Damn, that's pretty embarrassing. Also embarrassing? Being Mickey Rourke. Mickey, seriously, save some botox for the rest of us.
[Flynet]
