Hef can't make babies
Holly Madison is finally opening up ("opening up" heh heh heh) about her shocking breakup with Hugh Hefner that everyone saw coming ("coming" heh heh heh . . . I really need to grow up). She told In Touch Weekly:
"The only way I could be happy staying there was if we'd turned our relationship into something more traditional. I wanted to have kids. When that wasn't possible, I realized that I had to be honest with Hef and break it off."
You mean Holly wanted to be with someone more "traditional" than an 80-year-old porn peddler who lives in a mansion built on exposed labias? But where could she ever find such a guy? Frankly, at this point Holly could hook up with King Tut's mummified remains and that relationship would still be considered more socially acceptable. And unlike Hef, he'd at least be hard.
[Flynet, WENN]
You're in luck Holly, I'm very traditional and available! I'm traditionally 'small' and I traditionally last 30 seconds, tops!
Doesn't get more traditional than a big, hairy, fat guy like myself to cumming on your tits. Call me!!
Hef wanted kids too: preferably 18 or 19 years old.
Holly you are not a traditional girl you get naked for money and you have fake boobs ,you are a gold digger so who is next the guy from PENTHOUSE or the guy from HUSTLER decisions decisions don't get a headache now
Why is this hooker getting face time on this classy celeb gossip site?
OMGosh, does this tramp think a career is to follow her gross old man phase.
She is a fucking fake.
HOLLY MADISON IS A FAKE. HER CLAIM TO FAME IS HER PUSSY FOR HEF. CRISS ANGEL SHOULD BE VERY PROUD THAT HE IS DATING A SKANK. MAYBE HE TOO WILL GET A CHOCOLATE MOLD OF HER PUSSY. AS SHE SAID HERSELF HEF FAVORITE PART IS HER VAGINA. WHAT A GIRL. CRISS' MOM MUST LOVE HANGING OUT WITH HER.
Holly Madison was booted out of the Playboy mansion and now hurting for gigs. Her ex Hef cut her off an allowance, pictorials and gifts for being his number one chick. She needs to jump on this bandwagon fast before her boobs sag and age becomes apparent. Holly is highly skilled and gifted in the art of oral satisfaction. Preferably with those of experience and now living on their social security benefits.
im inside her pussy all the time