Those are actually the classiest shorts in the entire line

In news that's sure to send ripples through strip club dressing rooms nationwide, Heidi Montag's fashion line "Heidiwood" has been discontinued. Fox News says:

. . . Heidi Montag 's collection "Heidiwood" has been discontinued. But apparently, it isn't a reflection of poor sales, but that her parent retail company "Anchor Blue" is moving in a different direction and is expected to close around 40 stores across the U.S in the coming months. (Source)

See, the problem is all in the name of the brand. "Heidiwood" can be the name of any Norwegian furniture store. Throw a few bucks my way and I'll give you a couple of ideas that will make you crap yourself, then crap on your loved ones. For example, what's needed to keep the line going is a name that captures the true essence of Heidi Montag, like AttentionWhoreville, Twattytown, or Las Putas. That's right, I got some Spanish for your ass.

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