Heather Locklear was not set up

TMZ posted a story late yesterday saying Heather Locklear was basically set up to be arrested Saturday in Montecito, a wealthy enclave just outside of Santa Barbara. The story goes that Jill Ishkanian, a disgruntled former Us Weekly staffer, called police to report that Heather was driving erratically after leaving a market in Montecito -- even though Heather hadn't even driven away yet. Ishkanian then called the paparazzi to get pictures of the arrest. TMZ adds:

And it gets worse. Ishkanian apparently is the only witness who says Lockelear was driving erratically and that she was drunk, even though it's already established she was not under the influence of alcohol.

Sound underhanded? That's what we're thinking ... (Source)

So she was definitely set up, right? A source told OK! magazine:

"Heather was by herself and chatted with a fan as she left the store. Heather seemed disoriented. She fumbled to find her glasses and her wallet. Then she repeatedly opened and closed all the doors of her car and the trunk."

OK, so Heather's a little eccentric. It doesn't mean she was on anything . . .

"There were only three cars in the parking lot," adds the source, "but she seemed confused as to which one was hers! When she left the lot, she drove over her glasses, backing over them twice before exiting out onto East Valley Road."

So? People run over their sunglasses all the time. I still don't see what the big deal is . . .

"[Heather] parked the car along the road, which has no shoulder,” says the source. “Then it got worse. Heather tried to push it down the road." (Source)

Holy shit, bitch was high as a motherfucker!

NOTE: This might be the easiest DUI prosecution in history. You don't even really need witnesses. "Exhibit A: Heather Locklear's mug shot . . . the prosecution rests."