Hanson is number one
Remember Hanson? They were the three douche bags who sang that god awful "MMMbop" song that made you want to beat up a puppy every time you heard it. Well apparently they're still alive and very angry with the world. That's one of the brothers -- Frank or Bobby I think -- flipping off a paparazzo on Tuesday in Falls Church, Virginia. Damn, how much would it suck to get stuck covering the Hanson beat as a paparazzo? The rest of your friends are taking pictures of Jessica Alba and Kate Beckinsale and you're stuck taking pictures of the adult Jonas Brothers. I'd rather be a maid for Rosie O'Donnell. "Aw dammit, chocolate and gravy on the sheets again?!"
Scarves and bare feet. Is this a new fashion trend? These fuckers are white trash whose fifteen minutes of fame expired years ago. In Chicago, they didn't even sell out the House of Blues, a VERY small venue.
Wow, did it ever occur to you that Taylor might have just been pissed off for a reason? Reviewing your article I'd say you didn't do ANY research at all. Do you even know how many fans there are? Do you know about the wives, the kids, the music, and, I daresay, The Walk or the purpose behind it? What about the corporate radio? Nevermind, you're too busy working on covering their Fred Durst and Britney Spears...not the artists that go against the grain and write songs about what life is actually about without resorting to sex, drugs, money, or dancing like an idiot onstage.
looks like Hanson's careers are going well, as it appears they can't even afford shoes - what a pity!